Post by UWA President on Jul 8, 2011 16:31:16 GMT -5
Jim Ross: Hello everyone, and welcome to UWA Raw! We are live tonight from the Southwest Airlines Arena in Phoenix, Arizona! It's hot in Phoenix, but it's nowhere near as hot as the action inside the Universal Wrestling Association! We're coming off a huge event in Freedomania, where we saw The Rock defeat John Cena! What a night it was!
Jerry Lawler: No doubt, J.R.! The Rock, as he promised defeated John Cena! I wasn't surprised, to be honest. But fans, huge news in the UWA, as Championship Committee Head: Shane McMahon is expected to make an announcement here tonight. We don't have all of the details, but apparently he is furious. I guess we'll find out later on.
Jim Ross: Well King, it doesn't look like we'll have to wait to long! Here comes Mr. McMahon!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Head of the UWA Championship Committee: Shane McMahon!
Jerry Lawler: I'm excited to see what Mr. McMahon has to say. Hopefully he'll give us some information on that photo that has been popping up on our broadcast.
Shane McMahon: Hello, Phoenix! How are you guys doing tonight?!
Crowd cheers.
Shane McMahon: I'm excited to be here tonight, because I'm going to get the opportunity to speak my mind. Oh, and they forgot to introduce me as the Owner of the UWA! That's right, I wanted to keep it covered up, but you know what? It really doesn't matter. I own this company! About two years ago, I left my father's company, and decided to start on a new business venture. I didn't tell anyone what that new venture would be. Well, here it is. Ha! This is my creation! I finally broke free from my father's oppression, and here I am running the hottest new wresting company in the world! But, I guess there are a few that don't appreciate this company's employees, and my efforts. There are people out there, who are self-proclaimed 'experts,' who say that the UWA is nothing but a rip-off, and that our Freedomania match proved it. Hell, I didn't make Rock vs. Cena our Freedomania match to copy! I made that our Freedomania because that was a match that people wanted to see!
Shane McMahon: Did you all want to see that match?!
Crowd cheers.
Shane McMahon: You 'experts' don't believe me? Here, I'll ask a member of our audience.
Jim Ross: I've never seen Shane like this, King.
Jerry Lawler: Well, he's obviously frustrated, J.R., and I don't blame him!
Shane McMahon: Sir, I have a question for you: Did you want to see Rock vs. John Cena at Freedomania?
Fan: Yes I wanted to see it! I didn't think twice about ordering it!
Shane McMahon: That's what I'm talking about! That's what I like to hear!
Jerry Lawler: He's gone off the deep end, J.R.!
Jim Ross: Well, he's either went off that, or he's got on something.
Shane McMahon: Anybody out there who is doubting me, my wrestlers, and our company, needs to listen very closely. We are doing the best we can to provide our fans with the most entertaining wrestling program in the world today, and we will continue to do so. I don't care what any of you 'experts' have to say. But, just to avoid any future accusations, UWA Wrestlemania will now be called 'Universal Revolution!' The winner of the 'King of the Ring' tournament, will go on to compete in the UWA Heavyweight Championship match at that event. Oh, and one more thing. Those 'images' that have been popping up on our website, and at Freedomania: I've talked to the person who sent us those images, and he will be here...TONIGHT!!!! Enjoy...the...show.
Jerry Lawler: Did you hear that, J.R.?! The man behind that image will be here tonight!! We're going to see who it is!
Jim Ross: This is huge, King! This is shaping up to be the biggest episode of Raw ever!
Jerry Lawler: Shane might have just went on a crazy rant, but man that was exciting! He has so much passion for this company, that he isn't afraid to come out here and face the critics live in the middle of the ring!
Jim Ross: I don't think it was a smart idea, King. By acknowledging the criticism, he's bound to make it worse. But he did stick up for this company, and that's something I have to commend. And 'Universal Revolution!' What a name for the biggest UWA event of the year! Fans, we want to remind you to get your tickets for Universal Revolution, as it comes to you live on Pay-Per-View from the TD Banknorth Garden in Boston! It's just 7 weeks away! Just for programming information, after 'King of the Ring,' there will be six episodes of Raw before Universal Revolution! What a journey we are about to embark on, King!
Jerry Lawler: You got that right, J.R.! I just can't wait to see who the mystery person is! What a night this is going to be!
Jim Ross: Indeed, King! Fans, we're going to take a commercial break and we'll be back with the Triple-Threat match for the Intercontinental Championship! Don't go anywhere!
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