Post by UWA President on May 15, 2011 13:23:17 GMT -5
Shane McMahon: Hello fans, and welcome back to UWA Raw. I'm UWA Championship Committee Head: Shane McMahon. I'd like to announce due to the attack earlier tonight, Davey Boy Smith has been taken to a local medical facility, and will not be able to participate in tonight's Main Event. I'd also like to announce that next week on Raw, we'll have an official contract signing for the UWA Championship Match at 'King of the Ring,' between CM Punk and 'The British Bulldog.'
Shane McMahon: I sincerely apologize for the cancellation of tonight's main event. But, the show is not over yet. The 'Saviors of Wrestling' have asked for this time to make an announcement. So, thanks for understanding fans. Please direct your attention to the ring, and welcome CM Punk and the 'Saviors of Wrestling.'
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome: Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, and CM Punk: The 'Saviors of Wrestling!'
Jim Ross: This is ridiculous. They just rolled the unconscious body of David Hart Smith into the ring, and now they're posing over him!
CM Punk: So let me get this straight: The big, bad Vader actually took out Davey Boy Smith?! Am I really supposed to believe that? Well, I don't. It makes more sense to me that the 'Bulldog' didn't want to face Chris Jericho here tonight, and that he blamed it on Vader's ambush. That disappoints me. But you see, I made it known earlier this week that I had a surprise for Davey Boy, and I made that surprise known tonight. I kidnapped his son, and we have beaten him until he was unconscious. But you see, we're not done. We're going to send a statement here tonight.
Jim Ross: God, what are they planning?
CM Punk: This is only a preview of what's going to happen at 'King of the Ring.' 'Bulldog,' I'm going to take your title, and then I'm going to put you on the shelf.
CM Punk: Do it.
Jim Ross: No! God, don't do this!
Jerry Lawler: Orton has lined up in the corner for that sick Punt. I don't think even DH Smith deserves this!
Jim Ross: And Punk and Jericho are just standing there watching! This is sickening! Somebody stop this!
Jim Ross: It's Christian Cage!
Jerry Lawler: And Vader! What are they doing out here?!
Jim Ross: They're out here to stop this! Thank goodness! Christian just laying into Jericho here!
Jim Ross: And Vader on Orton in the corner!
Jerry Lawler: This is awful! They're just jealous that they're not a part of the 'Saviors!'
Jim Ross: Wait a second! Punk bailed to the outside and has grabbed a steel chair!
Jim Ross: Punk slides in the ring! Christian is completely unaware!
Jerry Lawler: Hit him!
Jim Ross: My God! The steel chair just cracked off the skull of Christian!
Jerry Lawler: Yes!
Jim Ross: And another vicious shot to the head of Vader!
Jim Ross: Vader is out cold!
Jerry Lawler: He shouldn't have gotten involved!
Jim Ross: And Jericho has the 'Walls' locked-in on Christian Cage!
Jim Ross: Vader is down...
Jim Ross: As is DH Smith...
Jim Ross: And Christian Cage is out cold!
Jerry Lawler: The image of greatness is on your television screens, boys and girls!
Jim Ross: Can anybody stop the 'Saviors of Wrestling?' Fans, we're all out of time! Thanks so much for tuning in! We'll see you next week as we present Raw live from Madison Square Garden! For Jerry 'The King' Lawler, I'm Jim Ross. Good night from Raleigh!
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