Post by UWA President on May 17, 2011 20:51:37 GMT -5
Jim Ross: Hello everyone, and welcome to the third episode of UWA Raw! We are live in the historic Madison Square Garden, and what a crowd, and what a show we have for you tonight! With the announcement coming down earlier this week that the Universal Wrestling Association will collaborate with the NWA, AWA, and other federations from around the world in the event known as 'When Worlds Collide,' we are super excited to bring you the final Raw for the next two weeks.
Jerry Lawler: You're not kidding! 'When Worlds Collide' is certainly going to be an awesome event! And as you mentioned, this is the last Raw before 'King of the Ring,' because next week's Raw has been transformed into the joint-event. In our main event tonight: CM Punk takes on David Hart Smith, in a match that is sure to be personal after the 'Saviors of Wrestling' kidnapped Smith last week on Raw.
Jim Ross: Well, speak of the Devil. Here they are.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome: CM Punk, Randy Orton, and Chris Jericho: The 'Saviors of Wrestling!'
Jim Ross: Man these three are awfully full of themselves.
Jerry Lawler: They have every right to be, J.R.! Did you not see how dominant they were last week?!
Jim Ross: Yes, unfortunately I did see. It was sickening what they did to David Hart Smith.
Jim Ross: It seems like this crowd feels the same way about these three that I do.
Jerry Lawler: This crowd, much like yourself, need to show some respect.
CM Punk: New York City...'The Best City in the World.' Well, I disagree. Chicago kicks New York's ass. Haha you people don't like that?! Well, I don't particularly like being booked in a match with John Cena just one week before I am scheduled to face Davey Boy Smith in a World Title match. Now, trust me, I can beat the 'Bulldog,' even if I am tired. But, honestly? The UWA Championship Committee decides to make a PPV just one week before 'King of the Ring?' What is that? It's ridiculous.
CM Punk: This is just another example of how biased the UWA Championship Committee is. They love the 'British Bulldog,' but they hate me. They love a man who chickens out of main-event matches, but hate an honest man like myself. That brings me to another matter: I've had countless people ask me why three stars like ourselves would join together. Well, it's quite simple: We want power. We decided that it would be absolutely stupid for the three best in the world to fight one another for a small percentage of the power. So, we decided to team up and take all of it.
CM Punk: Now onto the 'British Bulldog.' David, man, every dog has its day: And the very-first Raw must've been yours. You see, there's no way that you should have won that Battle Royale. It was a fluke, and you know it. But, it's ok: Because at 'King of the Ring,' I'm going to take MY title from you, and finally put the old dog down. And Cena: I don't know what you think you're going to accomplish by facing me at 'When Worlds Collide.' You won't beat me, and I'm going to use you as an example.
CM Punk: And now you, Chris: I know that you were bothered by your old friend Christian Cage being ordered to leave our locker room, but you've moved past it. You now know that Christian is nothing but the anchor that is holding you down. Why don't you tell him how you feel, Chris?
Jerry Lawler: Sometime today, Jericho.
Chris Jericho: Look, Christian: We had some good times together. But, c'mon man: We both know that you're nowhere near as good of a wrestler that I am. I'm in better company right now. I mean look where I am now: I'm with the best in the world. Just face it, Christian: You're not...
Christian Cage: I'm not what, Chris? I'm not as good as the prestigious Chris Jericho? Heaven knows that I could never be as good as you.
Chris Jericho: You're exactly right in saying that you could never be as good as me! I am Chris freaking Jericho! I've done everything that there is to do, and you've done absolutely nothing! Nothing! You have been jealous of me your entire career, and you've just been trying to ride my coattails to glory. Not anymore. I'm done with you.
Christian Cage: Jealous? I'm jealous of you? Not in the least bit, Chris. I have nothing to be jealous of! Why would I want to be like a complete tool with a God-awful haircut, who spends his days walking around with a couple of guys in underwear? Yeah, I'm real jealous.
CM Punk: You've got alot of balls for somebody who has never accomplished anything in your career. You've spent your whole life being Jericho's sidekick. And David Hart Smith, get that damn smirk off of your face! You experience firsthand last week what we're capable of. Tonight in the Main Event, David, you take on my friend Randy Orton! And if you aren't careful, he'll punt you right in the skull. The same goes for you, Christian!
Christian Cage: I'm shaking.
CM Punk: You're going to regret sticking your nose in our business.
Christian Cage: And you're going to regret underestimating me.
Jim Ross: Wow! What an intense exchange between Christian Cage and the 'Saviors of Wrestling.' Fans we've got to take a commercial break, and we'll be right back!
