GIFSoupRing Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Head of the UWA Championship Committee: Shane McMahon!
Jim Ross: Well an interesting discussion between the Smith family backstage, and now we're back to the ring for the Contract Signing for the UWA Championship match at 'King of the Ring!'
Jerry Lawler: I still just think that it's awfully weird that neither Vader or Davey Boy were anywhere to be found while the 'Saviors of Wrestling' were beating the hell out of Christian.
Shane McMahon: Madison Square Garden! How is everybody doing tonight?!
Crowd cheers.Shane McMahon: We all know the reason that I am out here: Tonight we will sign the contract for the first-ever UWA Championship defense, which will take place in two weeks at 'King of the Ring!' Not only will we see this match, but we will also see someone win the 'King of the Ring Tournament' and earn a UWA Championship match at Wrestlemania!!
Shane McMahon: But let's get this show on the road! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Challenger for the UWA Championship at 'King of the Ring:' CM Punk!
GIFSoupJerry Lawler: Here comes the leader of the 'Saviors of Wrestling,' the best man on the planet, and the future UWA Champion: CM Punk!
Jim Ross: Well, there was only one factual statement made there, King.
Shane McMahon: Just take a seat, Mr. Punk.
Shane McMahon: And now, please welcome the UWA Heavyweight Champion: 'The British Bulldog' Davey Boy Smith!
GIFSoupJim Ross: And here comes the Champ!
Jerry Lawler: Well he better enjoy it for the next two weeks, because that's all that he has left in his championship reign.
Jim Ross: You may very well be right, King. But we won't know until 'King of the Ring' in Cleveland.
Shane McMahon: Just take a seat, Mr. Smith.
Jim Ross: Look at the staredown between these two. These two men hate each other.
Shane McMahon: Well, now that we're all here, I just want to let both of you know: That if either one of you physically provokes the other, you will be suspended, and will forfeit the match at 'King of the Ring.' Mr. Punk, you may now look over the contract, and sign if you wish.
Jim Ross: Well CM Punk is looking over this contract very thoroughly.
Jerry Lawler: And there it is! Punk has signed the contract!
Shane McMahon: Thank you Mr. Punk. Davey, it's your turn.
Jim Ross: The 'Bulldog' didn't even take the time to read the contract. He wants Punk in the ring!
Shane McMahon: And there we have it, fans! The contract is signed, and it's official: At 'King of the Ring:' CM Punk and 'The British Bulldog' Davey Boy Smith will go one-on-one for the UWA Heavyweight Championship! I'm going to give both of you two men the opportunity to speak your minds, starting with the challenger.
CM Punk: I'm going to stand, if you don't mind. David, just look at yourself. How do you live with yourself when you wake up in the morning? How can you look in the mirror and not want to just smash the glass with your fist. I mean, you've been in this business for twenty years, and you're still trying to stay in the spotlight. You're still trying to make every last drop of money off of your name that you possibly can. You are stealing a spot, and costing young stars their time. Hell, even your son: You are costing him his time to shine, because he's living under constant pressure.
CM Punk: But if you're starting to feel a little guilty, Davey, don't worry. In two weeks, I'm going to put the old dog down. I'm going to take you out behind the woodshed, load up the gun real nice, and make you Go To Sleep. Your time as champion, and you're time in this company is dwindling away, Davey. You've got two weeks. Then, this company will be sole property of the 'Saviors of Wrestling.'
Jim Ross: Now the 'Bulldog' is up to his feet..
Shane McMahon: Thank you, Mr. Punk. Mr. Smith, do you have anything to say?
British Bulldog: CM Punk, you bastard. You think that you can send Big Van Vader after me, kidnap my son, and get away with it?! You are sadly mistaken. I know that I don't normally say much, and it's going to stay that way here tonight. But..
British Bulldog: Two weeks from tonight, the night after 'King of the Ring;' I'm going to look myself in the mirror, and I'm not going to feel guilty. I'm going to feel damn proud of myself because I will still be the UWA Heavyweight Champion.
Shane McMahon: There you have it, fans! This match is official! Thank you so much for coming out tonight, and we will see you on June 10th at 'When Worlds Collide!'
Jim Ross: The hate between these two men is immeasurable. Fans, we are out of time here tonight! Be sure to order 'When Worlds Collide,' June 10th, live on Pay-Per-View! For Jerry 'The King' Lawler, I'm Jim Ross saying goodnight from Madison Square Garden!
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