UWA Raw Episode 4! Part Two!

[UWA President]

CM Punk: Welcome back to Raw, ladies and gents. Let me enlighten you. Allow me to introduce you to the grave mistake that Shane McMahon has made. Shane McMahon has chose to focus on his 'new hiring,' instead of focusing on the talent that he already has. The talent between this group alone is enough to keep this company going.



CM Punk: Randy Orton... the Viper. The Legend Killer. The master of the RKO. Why would you overlook him, Shane?



CM Punk: Or Chris Jericho! One of the best wrestlers of all-time. Why would you overlook him?!



CM Punk: Why would you overlook us, Shane?! You have some of the greatest talent of all time standing right here, and you decide to bring in someone else? A new member to the UWA 'family.' Did that strike a nerve, Shane? Family? Ha! You thought you could outsmart me, Shane? There's no way you could. I am smarter than you. I am wiser than you. I am better than you.



CM Punk: If I'm right, Shane. Which I know I am. You have committed company suicide. You have injected a poison into your own creation. Don't expect us to stand back and just let it happen, Shane. Don't expect the 'Saviors of Wrestling' to let our company be overtaken by a tyrant in the form of your newest employee. We'll fight this, Shane. But don't blame us...the blood is on your hands.

[UWA President]

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[UWA President]

Taz: Seriously, what were you thinking?! Sure Shane, you're the owner of this company, but you just can't sign people to contracts without asking the rest of the Committee! My lord, he's here tonight! And you put him in the King of the Ring! What crap are you smoking?!



Taz: I mean, I know you're stressed, but signing him isn't the way to be original.



Shane McMahon: Then what do you consider original, Taz?! Is it hardcore wrestling? Is it your ECW crap?! Well, let me tell you something right now, I am not having that garbage on my program!



Taz: You know what, Shane? We might not have been the biggest company in the 90's, but ECW sure made the biggest wave. And I'm not suggesting that either. Besides, you think a guy like Miz could do what I did in ECW? Absolutely not. But I am sick and tired of you thinking you can make decisions without talking to anybody else! You might own this company, but that doesn't mean you're above everybody else!



Shane McMahon: Oh, shut up Taz. Like you know what's good for this company.



Taz: I might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but even I am smart enough to know that signing him is one of the biggest mistakes of your life.

Shane McMahon: I'm not changing my mind about this. He's already signed.



Taz: I'm not asking you to change your damn mind, I'm asking you to talk to the rest of us before you do something like this! Good Lord!



Shane McMahon: What does he know, anyways?!



Ric Flair: He's right, Shane. You can't be doing stuff like this. If you wanted to sign him, that's fine. But without asking us? Come on, you had to know that it wouldn't sit well with the Committee. Truth be told, Shane: You can't trust him, and coming from me...that's saying something.



Shane McMahon: People will pay attention after he shows up tonight.



Ric Flair: People already are paying attention, Shane! Have you not looked at the ratings? Have you not seen how many people are out there in the audience tonight? We have something really, really good here...and you've put it all in danger. He can't be trusted, Shane. I've got to go, see you at the Committee meeting tomorrow.

[UWA President]

[UWA President]

British Bulldog: It was just a simple mistake, son. You turned your back on him. That's all it boils down to.



DH Smith: It's not my fault that the lights went out! It's not my fault that some idiot decided to interrupt the match!

British Bulldog: It happened last week, you should have been on your heels.

DH Smith: Really? How was I supposed to know that it was going to happen again?!



British Bulldog: You seem to forget that I am trying to help you! I hate that you lost tonight, I really do! But for goodness sake's take some advice. I taught you better than that. Your family taught you better than that.

DH Smith: Well where is our family now, dad? Uncle Bret isn't here. Uncle Owen is dead. Grandpa is gone. And you...you're not even the same person anymore! You came out of retirement supposedly just to help Shane out, right? Then you freaking win the World Championship?! You were in this for yourself the whole time. You don't care about me. As long as you've got that World Title, you couldn't care less about anything.



British Bulldog: David Hart Smith you turn around! If I didn't have a match right now, I'd kick your ass. What the hell is wrong with you?!



British Bulldog: What is wrong with that kid?



The Miz: Family trouble, Champ?

British Bulldog: What do you want?



The Miz: Oh, I just figured that we could have a little 'Champ-to-Champ' talk. If you haven't heard already, I pinned your son tonight for the Intercontinental Championship.

British Bulldog: Yeah, I watched the match, actually.



The Miz: You know, in about seven weeks...I'll be holding that belt too. I'll probably have to win it from Punk, though. It's not like you're going to win Sunday. You'll just continue on the legacy of the Smith family...losers. Natural...born...losers.



British Bulldog: Let me tell you something, you son-of-a-bitch. My family is the greatest family in wrestling. And my son is going to take that Championship from you. And even if I do lose this Sunday, I promise you... I will make certain that you don't win the King of the Ring tournament.

The Miz: I'm not afraid of you, has-been.



British Bulldog: You're not afraid of me?!?!





British Bulldog: You ever say one more thing about my family, and it'll be the last thing you ever say.



Jim Ross: Our World Champion just snapped!



Jerry Lawler: You aren't kidding, J.R.!



Jim Ross: The Miz looks like a coward. fans, we're going to take a quick break, and we'll be right back with our Eight-Man Tag Main Event!

[UWA President]

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