Post by UWA President on Jul 20, 2011 16:18:54 GMT -5
Jim Ross: Welcome back to Raw, fans. What a night we've had so far. We've crowned a new Intercontinental Champion, and now we're about to witness a star-studded Main Event. It's an eight-man tag match, as The Rock teams up with the 'Saviors of Wrestling' to take on Vader, Christian, John Cena, and the UWA World Heavyweight Champion: 'The British Bulldog.'
Jerry Lawler: Couldn't agree more, J.R.! The best of the UWA collide in this huge match! Plus, let's not forget the fact that every man in this match besides CM Punk and Davey Boy Smith will be participating in the King of Ring tournament. The Miz, and UWA's newest superstar will round out the field of eight. It's going to be a great tournament, in which the winner will go on to be in the UWA World Heavyweight Championship match at 'Universal Revolution,' which comes to you live on Pay-Per-View from the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California.
Jim Ross: That's going to be a great event, as it's UWA's version of the Superbowl. The biggest event of the year! But, enough talking, let's get on to the Main Event.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is the Main Event of the evening! It is an eight-man tag-team bout! Introducing first, from Miami, Florida: The Rock!
Jim Ross: The Rock of course coming off of a huge win at Freedomania over John Cena. What a match that was, King.
Jerry Lawler: Indeed it was a great one, J.R.. And the Universal Wrestling Association would like to thank all who participated in the Annual Independence Day Spectacular. It was an honor working alongside some of the best wrestling organizations in the world.
Jim Ross: Well, The Rock doesn't seem to have too many fans here in Phoenix.
Jerry Lawler: The Rock doesn't need fans. He knows he's one of the best in the world.
Ring Announcer: Introducing his tag-team partners: They are the team of Chris Jericho, Randy Orton, and CM Punk: The 'Saviors of Wrestling!'
Jim Ross: A big night here tonight for CM Punk. If his team can pick up the win in this eight-man tag match, it would be a big momentum booster for him heading into his World Title match this Sunday.
Jerry Lawler: No doubt about it. Also, Punk said earlier tonight that he vowed to fight Shane McMahon's decision to hire our newest UWA roster member. Punk says he's positive he knows who it is, and if he is right: He says that Shane has injected a poison into his own creation.
Jim Ross: There you see the handshake between The Rock and CM Punk. And yes, King: Mr. McMahon said that the newest roster member would be here tonight! I have no idea who it could be!
Jerry Lawler: Neither do I! But we are guaranteed to find out tonight!
Ring Announcer: Introducing their opponents: First, from Parts Unknown: Vader!
Jim Ross: Vader is a force in the UWA, but he's loyalties are certainly in question. Just a few weeks ago, he was teaming with Punk, Jericho and Orton in the Battle Royale. Then of course two weeks ago, he and Christian Cage were kicked out of Punk's group, and they proceeded to attack the 'Saviors,' only to be hit in the head with a steel chair via Mr. Punk.
Jerry Lawler: Well, Vader and Christian got what was coming to them! They were never good enough to be 'in' with Punk, and he had to prove it to them. Christian got his last week, after he was assaulted by the 'Saviors' and Punk's friend Christopher Daniels.
Jim Ross: Yeah, Christopher Daniels tweeted earlier this week that he was not a part of the group, but was simply helping out a friend in CM Punk. And regarding the X-Division: Evan Bourne still recovering from a hyper-extended knee that he suffered last week. The X-Division Championship match between Daniels and Bourne has been put on hold until Bourne is fully recovered.
Ring Announcer: Introducing his partners: First, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada: Christian Cage!
Jim Ross: I can't believe that Christian is even competing here tonight, after the hellacious beating that he took last week at the hands of the 'Saviors of Wrestling.'
Jerry Lawler: He stuck his nose in their business, and he paid for it. It's as simple as that, J.R..
Jim Ross:Vader having to hold Christian back. He' obviously still running high on emotion after last week.
Jerry Lawler: And there's the man that Christian want his hands on. Chris Jericho. Otherwise known as the greatest Canadian to ever live.
Ring Announcer: Introducing their partner: From West Newbury, Massachusetts: John Cena!
Jim Ross: Cena vowed to defeat The Rock at Freedomania, but he came up just short. He hasn't handled the defeat very well, either. He apologized to the fans for 'letting them down' on his UWA Superstar Blog.
Jerry Lawler: Cena didn't let anyone down. It's not like anybody expected him to beat The Rock anyways.
Jim Ross: Cena acts as if he doesn't exactly trust his teammates. But, you can't blame him. Vader and Christian aren't exactly the most trustworthy guys around.
Ring Announcer: And introducing their partner: From Manchester, England: He is the current reigning and defending Universal Wrestling Association Heavyweight Champion: 'The British Bulldog:' Davey Boy Smith!
Jim Ross: The 'Bulldog' looks very intense here tonight, as he should. He's got a huge title defense this Sunday against CM Punk.
Jerry Lawler: Oh please. Like he's going to walk out of Cleveland as the World Champion.
Jim Ross: We'll see about that Sunday, King.
Jim Ross: Now we see the other team making their way back into the ring.
Jerry Lawler: It's Vader, Christian, Cena, and the 'Bulldog..'
Jerry Lawler: Against Orton, Jericho, Rock, and Punk.
Jim Ross: The referee clearing everyone out, here.
Jerry Lawler: And it looks like Christian and Cena are arguing over who is going to start this match.
Jim Ross: And it looks like it's going to be Christian and Jericho. Look at Jericho, not even looking at Christian.
Jim Ross: HE SPIT IN HIS FACE! How classless?!?! Chris Jericho just spat in the face of his former best friend!
Jerry Lawler: That was great!
Jim Ross: Christian didn't think too kindly of it, as he tackles Jericho to the ground!
Jim Ross: Christian just raining down punches!
Jerry Lawler: Finally the referee decides to get Christian off of Jericho!
Jim Ross: And Jericho wants no part of Christian, as he tags in Randy Orton.
Jerry Lawler: Here comes the 'Viper!'
Jim Ross: Christian ducks the clothesline..
Jim Ross: Rebounds into the ropes..
Jim Ross: And counters with a clothesline of his own!
Jim Ross: Here's the tag to Vader!
Jim Ross: Vader grabs Orton as he gets to his feet.
Jim Ross: And connects with a big right-hand!
Jerry Lawler: I'm not liking the way this match has started out!
Jim Ross: Vader lifting Orton..
Jim Ross: And he hits a huge backbreaker! That'll definitely slow Orton down in this one!
Jim Ross: Vader lifting Orton again...
Jim Ross: And a poke to the eye from Orton! How cheap!
Jerry Lawler: Cheap?! That was magnificent, J.R.!
Jim Ross: And Orton follows it up with a shot to the back of the knee! The momentum has shifted!
Jim Ross: Orton is up to his feet..
Jim Ross: As is Vader..
Jerry Lawler: A shot to the back of the head!
Jim Ross: Well Orton thought he had done some damage, but I don't think that punch affected Vader at all!
Jerry Lawler: Orton charging...
Jim Ross: OH MY GOODNESS!
Jim Ross: VADER WITH A BACK-BODY DROP TO THE OUTSIDE!
Jerry Lawler: Orton's back could be broken!
Crowd: HOLY SHOOT! HOLY SHOOT! HOLY SHOOT!
Jim Ross: I'm no fan of Randy Orton, but my goodness the man could be seriously hurt!
Jerry Lawler: Vader is heading to the outside, and thank goodness that Orton is beginning to stir.
Jim Ross: Vader slides Orton back into the ring..
Jim Ross: Look out!
Jerry Lawler: CODEBREAKER! Jericho leaps off of the apron and nails Vader with the Codebreaker!
Jim Ross: But look! The Codebreaker didn't even affect Vader! The man is unstoppable!
Jim Ross: Now he drags Jericho to his feet and slides him into the ring.
Jerry Lawler: Randy Orton is being brave, and standing in the path of the monster..
Jim Ross: Yeah, that's real brave, King! Attacking the man before he ever can get in the ring!
Jim Ross: Now Orton, stomping away at the head of Vader!
Jerry Lawler: And Jericho joins in!
Jim Ross: Well it can't be a two-on-one match! The ref needs to get Jericho out of there!
Jim Ross: He finally steps in, and Orton and Jericho are pleading their case..
Jerry Lawler: Christian blindsides Jericho!
Jim Ross: Now here comes The Rock!
Jerry Lawler: And a big boot to the head of Christian!
Jim Ross: This thing is breaking down, and fast!
Jerry Lawler: In comes Cena!
Jim Ross: And a shot to The Rock!
Jim Ross: All hell has broken loose!
Jim Ross: And the referee has called for the bell! This match has been thrown out!
Jerry Lawler: Now Punk and Bulldog are battling in the corner!
Jim Ross: These eight men are at each other's throats! Security is going to have to come break this up!
Jerry Lawler: Wait a minute..
Jim Ross: What the hell?
Jim Ross: OH MY GOD! TRIPLE H! TRIPLE H IS ON RAW!!!
Jerry Lawler: This crowd has gone ballistic! Look at Orton! He can't believe it!
Jim Ross: I can't believe it!! The eight men in the ring have been stopped dead in their tracks! 'The Game' Triple H is in the Universal Wrestling Association!
Jerry Lawler: Everyone is bailing out of the ring!
Jim Ross: Except Punk, and he charges at 'The Game!'
Jim Ross: A shot to the gut with the sledgehammer!
Jim Ross: Oh my! You know what this is!
Jerry Lawler: I can't watch!
Jim Ross: PEDIGREE! 'THE GAME' NAILS THE PEDIGREE!
Jerry Lawler: No!
Jim Ross: This crowd is on fire! My goodness, what a night!
Jerry Lawler: Punk rolls out of the ring to safety.
Shane McMahon: In case you guys haven't figured out, I introduce to you the newest member of the UWA roster, and the eighth man in the 'King of the Ring' Tournament: Triple H!
Jim Ross: Triple H is the eighth-man!
Jerry Lawler: Punk was right! McMahon has committed company-suicide!!
Jim Ross: Punk is irate!
Jerry Lawler: He should be! This is an outrage!
Jim Ross: The 'British Bulldog' is livid as well! These men do not want Triple H in our company! Whether this is a good decision or not, you can't deny the shockwave that this will send through the wrestling world!
Jim Ross: What a night here from Phoenix! For Jerry Lawler, I'm Jim Ross: Good night everyone, and we'll see you Sunday from Cleveland!