Post by UWA President on Apr 9, 2011 0:38:40 GMT -5
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Head of the UWA Championship Committee: Mr. Shane McMahon!
Jim Ross: Shane McMahon, the Head of the Championship Committee! I suppose he's out here to overview the Battle Royale.
Shane McMahon: Wow! Miami is rocking tonight! I just want to first of all thank each and every one of you here in attendance, and all of you watching at home on the WFIGS Television Network. We have had a great first night, and we hope to bring you many more exciting editions of RAW! I think I speak for every member of the Committee when I say we couldn't have asked for anything better.
Shane McMahon: But now...now is what we've all been waiting for! The 10-Man Battle Royale for the UWA Heavyweight Championship! This is going to be great! I just want to remind you of the rules of the Battle 'Royale.' The difference between a Battle Royal and a Battle 'Royale,' is simply that in a 'Royale,' there is no set time interval for entries. So, one man could enter at any time, unknown to anyone except the timekeeper, and his correspondent backstage. So...without any further wait: let me get to my seat at the broadcast table, and let's get this show on the road!
Crowd cheers
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen: The following match-up is the 10-Man Battle Royale for the UWA Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first: Kane!
Jim Ross: Kane, the first entrant in this match. With the size and strength advantage that Kane has, he's got to be considered a favorite. And we're also joined at ringside by the Head of the Championship Committee: Shane McMahon! Shane, thanks for coming out here to enjoy this main event with us.
Shane McMahon: My pleasure, guys.
Ring Announcer: And entering second: John Cena!
Jim Ross: Here comes Cena with a quick right hand! And this Battle Royale is underway!
Jerry Lawler: What a throat thrust by Kane!
Shane McMahon: That's enough to stop Cena's momentum right there. Kane, the 'Big Red Machine' is ruthless.
Jim Ross: The impact sends Cena into the ropes...
Jim Ross: And he fires back with another shot to Kane!
Jerry Lawler: Kane is just too much! That big boot has left Cena down and out.
Jim Ross: Kane, bringing Cena to his feet now..
Shane McMahon: Man! Another shot to the throat by Kane!
Jim Ross: Kane, now working to eliminate Cena.
Jerry Lawler: Get him! Throw him out!
Ring Announcer Introducing the third man to enter the Battle Royale: Vader!
Jim Ross: Here comes Vader into the ring!
Jerry Lawler: Also to point out, Cena has turned the tide on Kane in the corner.
Shane McMahon: Vader just smashing, literally, into Cena in the corner! With two big men in here now, Cena could be in some trouble.
Jerry Lawler: Could be? Let's hope he is!
Jim Ross: Good Lord! What a forearm to the back of John Cena's head delivered by Vader!
Shane McMahon: Kane just watching on, here, as Vader is laying into Cena in the corner.
Jim Ross: Vader forcefully whipping Cena into the opposite corner!
Jerry Lawler: Haha! What a huge corner clothesline from Vader! It's Vader Time!
Shane McMahon: Cena is just getting squashed by Vader in the early going.
Jim Ross: Vader just standing over Cena.
Jerry Lawler: Here comes Kane!
Shane McMahon: Vader just drilled Kane!
Jerry Lawler: What is he doing? They're supposed to work together to destroy Cena!
Jim Ross: Vader lifting Kane here!
Jerry Lawler: What's he doing?!
Shane McMahon: Vader trying to eliminate Kane!
Jim Ross: Kane going overboard!
Shane McMahon: And Kane's been eliminated!
Jerry Lawler: Vader is an idiot!
Ring Announcer: Introducing the fourth entrant: Christian Cage!
Jim Ross: Here comes Christian!
Jerry Lawler: And Vader is waiting on him!
Shane McMahon: And Vader meets him with a clothesline!
Jim Ross: Vader, taunting the crowd here in Miami, Florida.
Jerry Lawler: Look out! Cena's sneaking up on you, Vader!
Jim Ross: Cena, jumping on Vader's back!
Jerry Lawler: Christian up top!
Jim Ross: Leaping off of the top rope!
Jim Ross: What a move by Christian! The reverse DDT sending all three men crashing to the crowd!
Shane McMahon: Just shows how much these men want the UWA Heavyweight Championship!
Jim Ross: Christian Cage, now, trying to get to his feet.
Jerry Lawler: He's lifting Cena up...
Jerry Lawler: Yes! Bye-bye Cena!
Jim Ross: Not so fast!!! Cena held on!
Shane McMahon: Yes he did! Neither of Cena's feet have touched the floor.
Ring Announcer: Introducing the fifth entrant: Chris Jericho!
Jim Ross: Christian and Jericho are best friends, so one would imagine that they would work together in this one.
Jerry Lawler: Yeah, but Christian doesn't realize that Cena wasn't eliminated!
Shane McMahon: Jericho opting not to enter the ring just yet, and he's holding Cena up on the opposite side of the ring.
Jim Ross: Christian coming with a clothesline!
Shane McMahon: Cena sidestepped him!
Jerry Lawler: Shew, Jericho caught him.
Shane McMahon: That was real close, and now Jericho helping Christian back into the ring.
Jim Ross: Cena, grabbing Christian now..
Shane McMahon: Cena looking for that spinout-powerbomb!
Jerry Lawler: Yeah, but watch Jericho!
Jim Ross: Jericho with a shot to the knee of John Cena!
Jim Ross: And Christian uses the momentum to bulldog Cena!
Shane McMahon: That's great awareness by Christian, to take advantage of the fall, and to smash Cena's head into the mat.
