UWA Raw Episode 1! Part Four!

[UWA President]

Jerry Lawler: C'mon Christian!



Jim Ross: Cena's fighting back!





Shane McMahon: There he goes!



Jim Ross: Christian has been eliminated!

Jerry Lawler: No!



Shane McMahon: Well, Christian is gone, and John Cena is back to work on Vader.





Shane McMahon: Man! Jericho follow up that right hand with a huge dropkick!



Jim Ross: Now Jericho trying to eliminate the Bulldog..

Shane McMahon: And fans we want to mention, the Battle Royale is different than any over-the-top rope match you've ever seen. There is no set time interval. It's completely random. The wrestlers drew numbers earlier today, and the times at which they enter are figured by a computer that sits backstage. It's completely random, and the guys never know when they're going to enter this match.

Jerry Lawler: That just sets the UWA apart from any-pic fed you've ever seen. The Battle Royale is one of the most unique over-the-top rope matches ever.



Jim Ross: Meanwhile, Vader with a huge right hand to Cena.



Shane McMahon: The Bulldog able to hang on...



Jim Ross: Vader, lifting Cena up here!



Jerry Lawler: C'mon Vader!





Jerry Lawler: Why in the world?! The British Bulldog has saved Cena twice in this Battle Royale.



Shane McMahon: Watch Jericho here!







Jim Ross: CODEBREAKER! Jericho nails the Codebreaker out of nowhere!



Jerry Lawler: And the Bulldog is down. What a Codebreaker by Jericho!

Shane That just came out of nowwhere!



Jim Ross: Jericho, dragging the Bulldog to his feet. Cena also getting up now. These four have been in this match for quite some time, without any new blood.

Shane McMahon: That's what makes this match so interesting! You never know when another man will enter.



Jim Ross: Now Jericho, looking to eliminate the Bulldog.



Jerry Lawler: Bulldog is on his way out!



Shane McMahon: And Cena saving the Bulldog!

Jerry Lawler: What is it with these two?





Jim Ross: Cena's got Jericho up! AA time!





Ring Announcer: Introducing the seventh entrant: CM Punk!



Jim Ross: Finally a new entrant in this match.

Jerry Lawler: I've got CM Punk winning it!

Shane McMahon: Also, Cena still struggling to eliminate Jericho..







Jerry Lawler: Jawbreaker to the Bulldog!





Jim Ross: And a right hand by Punk sends Cena, along with Jericho, crashing to the mat.

[UWA President]

Jim Ross: Now, Punk, directing traffic.



Shane McMahon: What are they planning? Jericho is holding Cena down!



Jim Ross: CM Punk with a stomp to the face of the Bulldog.

Jerry Lawler: He's not going anywhere. He's taken a lot of punishment in this match.



Jim Ross: Punk and Jericho holding Cena down, and Vader is climbing the ropes! This can't be good!



Shane McMahon: Oh my god!



Jim Ross: Good Lord! Vader may have just crushed John Cena!



Shane McMahon: If these three form an alliance, the other competitors in the match better watch out!



Jim Ross: John Cena's ribs may be crushed, damn it! Vader's 300 plus pound body could have caused some internal damage, as it just fell on Cena.



Shane McMahon: Punk now, focusing his attention on the Bulldog.





Jerry Lawler: He's got him up! GTS time!







Jim Ross: GO TO SLEEP!

Shane McMahon: Wow!





Ring Announcer: Introducing the eighth entrant: The Rock!



Jim Ross: The Rock is here!

Shane McMahon: And CM Punk and company want no part of him.



Shane McMahon: What's he doing?



Jerry Lawler: He's picking Cena up!





Jim Ross: Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom on Cena!

Jerry Lawler: Yes!





Shane McMahon: Here we go! The most electrifying move in sports-entertainment!



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