Post by UWA President on Apr 25, 2011 21:45:32 GMT -5
Jim Ross: Hello everyone, and welcome to UWA Monday Night Raw! I'm 'Good ol' J.R.' Jim Ross, alongside my broadcast partner Jerry 'The King' Lawler! We are live in Raleigh, North Carolina! What a night we have in store!
Jerry Lawler: You're exactly right, J.R.! In our main event: The UWA Heavyweight Champion 'The British Bulldog' Davey Boy Smith takes on Chris Jericho in a non-title match. And CM Punk has made it known via Twitter, that he has a 'surprise' for our World Champion.
Jim Ross: Speaking of our World Champion: Here he is!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen: Please welcome the UWA World Heavyweight Champion: 'The British Bulldog' Davey Boy Smith!
Jim Ross: These fans love our Champion, and he loves them right back!
Jerry Lawler: They're idiots.
British Bulldog: How is Raleigh, North Carolina doing tonight?!
British Bulldog: I just want to say: I have never been so happy in my life. Last week, I defeated nine other competitors to become the first-ever Universal Wrestling Association Heavyweight Champion! I can't tell you how long I've dreamed of becoming a World-Champion. Years, and years of hard work have brought me to this moment. And to have been able to celebrate that moment with my son, DH, and all of you fans just meant the world to me.
CM Punk: Hello, David.
Jim Ross: King, look at the big screen atop the arena! It's Punk!
CM Punk: I told you that I had a surprise for you, David. Well, here it is. Say hello to daddy's boy!
Jim Ross: This is just sick!
Jerry Lawler: It looks like he's enlisted Orton and Jericho! How smart is CM Punk?! These are definitely mind games!
Jim Ross What a kick to the head!
Jim Ross: Orton has that wooden crate, and Punk is directing traffic..
Jim Ross: My God! A DDT right on that wooden crate!
CM Punk: Davey Boy, your son needs saved, and that's exactly what I plan on doing tonight. And as far as the three of us go: Chris, Randall, and myself: You can call us the 'Saviors of Wrestling.'
CM Punk: See you around, David. And don't worry about DH. By the end of the night, young DH Smith will have been saved. He's in good hands.
Jim Ross: What?! The 'Saviors of Wrestling?!' Whatever they are, they've kidnapped DH Smith, and the 'British Bulldog' has taken off after them!
Jerry Lawler: You're stupid, J.R.. He's obviously leaving the building! He wants no part of the 'Saviors of Wrestling!'
Jerry Lawler: CM Punk is the rightful World Champio....
Jim Ross: King, shut up! I'm getting word that our cameras have cought up to the 'Bulldog!' Let's see what's going on backstage!
Davey Boy Smith: Punk! Orton! Jericho! Where are you, you bastards?!
Jim Ross: Look out!
Jim Ross: It's an ambush! Vader just blindsided the British Bulldog with that baseball bat!
Jerry Lawler: Now we see who works for who, around here! Vader is finally making a good career choice, aligning himself with the 'Saviors.'
Jim Ross: After that shot, our World Champion may not be able to compete tonight. And look at Vader, just standing over him.
Jerry Lawler: CM Punk has got to be loving this.
Jim Ross: Wait a minute! C'mon now, what's he doing?!
Jim Ross: Oh my God!
Jim Ross: Good God! Vader just powerbombed the British Bulldog, and his head just landed directly on that wooden crate that was laying backstage.
Jerry Lawler: What a statement being made, here!
Jim Ross: And look at Vader: so proud of himself. This is disgusting, King. What a terrible way to start off tonight's broadcast.
Jerry Lawler: Speak for yourself! I'm loving it!
Jim Ross: Now we get a close-up look at Vader, the sick individual who carried out this attack. Fans, we've got to take a commercial break! We'll be right back on UWA Raw!
