Post by UWA President on May 14, 2011 19:23:07 GMT -5
Ring Announcer: The following tag-team match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first: Representing the 'Saviors of Wrestling:' Randy Orton and CM Punk!
Jim Ross: As Punk and Orton enter the ring, let's take a look at what happened to Batista last week at the hands of Randy Orton:
Jim Ross: This was during the Championship Battle Royale last week. Orton delivered a heinous punt to the skull of Batista.
Jim Ross: Batista was diagnosed with a concussion, and is out indefinitely. Such a shame to lose a talent like Batista. We wish him a speedy recovery.
Ring Announcer: And introducing their opponents: First from Miami, Florida: The Rock!
Jim Ross: What an ovation for 'The Great One!' here in Raleigh!
Ring Announcer: And introducing his partner: From West Newbury, Massachusetts: John Cena!!
Jim Ross: And the crowd is just as wild about John Cena as they were about The Rock!
Jim Ross: It's all wasted breath, J.R..
Jim Ross: Uh-oh. It's already started. There's no way this two can coexist.
Jerry Lawler: You're exactly right! There's no way!
Jim Ross: Punk and Orton have to be loving this..
Jim Ross: Well, they've finally calmed down. It looks like John Cena and Randy Orton are gonna start this match off.
Jim Ross: There's the bell! And this match is underway!
Jerry Lawler: Quick lock-up here between these two.
Jim Ross: Orton nails a big European Uppercut!
Jerry Lawler: It sent Cena back into the corner! And here comes Orton!
Jim Ross: And Cena sidesteps the Clothesline!
Jim Ross: And Cena with a big right hand..
Jim Ross: Follows it up with a left..
Jim Ross: And a huge shot to the midsection!!
Jerry Lawler: Those might've been closed-fist punches, J.R..
Jim Ross: Cena lines up in the opposite corner..
Jim Ross: And Cena flies into Orton with a clothesline!
Jim Ross: These fans are loving it, King!
Jerry Lawler: Well, the fans might be. But The Rock doesn't seem to be enjoying himself at all.
Jim Ross: Orton is up!
Jim Ross: And he delivers a forearm smash to the back of Cena..
Jerry Lawler: That's it! He just drove Cena's head into the turnbuckle!
Jim Ross: Tag made to Punk.
Jim Ross: What are they thinking here?
Jerry Lawler: Yeah! They've got him up!
Jim Ross: A huge Double-Suplex to John Cena!
Jim Ross: The referee making Orton head to the apron, but the damage has already been done..
Jerry Lawler: Big Elbow Drop to the back of Cena!
Jim Ross: Now Punk lifting Cena...
Jim Ross: And that knee just sent Cena flying backwards!
Jerry Lawler: That Clothesline just sent Cena to the floor! What a great start to this match!
Jim Ross: What's Orton doing here?
Jim Ross: Oh come on! Is that really necessary?! Just driving Cena head-first into the steel ringpost.
Jerry Lawler: It's absolutely necessary, J.R.!
Jim Ross: Now Orton sliding Cena back into the ring..
Jim Ross: Now Punk just standing on Cena's head!
Jerry Lawler: Brilliant!
Jim Ross: Finally the referee breaking it up!
Jim Ross: Wait a second! Here comes Orton!
Jim Ross: He's choking the life out of Cena!
Jerry Lawler: How smart is Randy Orton!
Jim Ross: Orton finally lets go, and Punk delivers a stomp to the head of Cena!
Jim Ross: Punk just taunting this crowd!
Jerry Lawler: He's the best in the business, J.R.! He can do what he wants!
Jim Ross: Cena explodes up with a big right hand!
Jim Ross: Now Cena off the ropes!
Jim Ross: And a huge clothesline!
Jerry Lawler: There was some major force behind that clothesline!
Jim Ross: Now Cena has some words for Orton..
Jim Ross: Now he's headed towards those ropes again!
Jim Ross: What in the Hell?! The Rock just pulled the rope down, and sent Cena tumbling to the floor!
Jerry Lawler: Sweet, sweet revenge, J.R.! I knew these two couldn't work together!
Jim Ross: Nobody expected them to, King. But now The Rock is telling Cena to get up!
Jerry Lawler: YES!
Jim Ross: Rock Bottom on John Cena!
Jerry Lawler: I'm loving this!!
Jim Ross: Now The Rock is just rolling Cena back into the ring!
Jim Ross: No, CM Punk has that deranged look on his face. With Cena already out of it, who knows what he'll do!
Jim Ross: He's lifting him up..
Jerry Lawler: Yes!! GTS Time in Raleigh!
Jerry Lawler: Nailed to perfection! Go To Sleep, John Cena!
Jerry Lawler: And The Rock is loving it!
Jim Ross: I knew they wouldn't be able to coexist, but I didn't think that The Rock would screw Cena over like this!
Jerry Lawler: Here's the cover! It's over!
1...2...3
Ring Announcer: Here are your winners: Randy Orton and CM Punk!
Jerry Lawler: Ha! The 'Saviors' get their first win!
Jim Ross: Well, it wasn't because they did anything special. The Rock won this match.
Jerry Lawler: A win is a win, J.R.!
Jim Ross: The animosity between these two is insane. Rock and Cena just staring each other down!
Jim Ross: And Punk and Orton are enjoying this!
Jerry Lawler: Can you blame them?!
Jim Ross: Fans, we've got to take a commercial break! But we'll be right back, here on UWA Raw!