Post by UWA President on May 29, 2011 17:41:20 GMT -5
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Jim Ross: Well fans, welcome back to Raw! And what a great way to come back from commercial, sarcastically speaking.
Jerry Lawler: Shut up, J.R.! The Rock did what nobody else in the UWA had the balls to do: Stand up to John Cena!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome: The Rock!
Jim Ross: Oh yeah, King, he sure has balls. Coming out here with a damn security force. He's a real brave one.
Jerry Lawler: He's trying to protect himself from that hypocrite, John Cena!
The Rock: Finally, The Rock has come back...to the biggest piece of shit city the world has ever seen! I've come back for the millions, and mill...wait a second.
The Rock: The Rock doesn't have millions and millions of fans anymore. Why? Because The Rock has been replaced. 'The People's Champion' has been replaced, substituted, overthrown by the jabroni' known as John Cena. You people, who used to idolize The Rock, who The Rock used to love, have turned your back on me. All these years, I stood up for you people. I sacrificed my body for you people. And it's hit me: You people don't deserve it. You don't deserve for The Rock to be 'your' champion. If you people want to look up to a wannabe, then be my guest. But just don't beg for The Rock to come back to you after I kick John Cena's candy ass, cause there's not a chance in hell of it happening. I am through with you people!
Crowd Chants: ROCKY SUCKS! ROCKY SUCKS!
The Rock: Oh, Rocky sucks? What is this? 1997?! You people need to get your heads out of your asses and realize that John Cena can't hold a candle to The Rock! But you've made your choice, and when The Rock beats the living hell out of Cena, I can smile and say 'I told you so.'
The Rock: From now on, there's no more smiles. There's no more jokes. There's no more 'What The Rock is cookin.' From now on: It's all about whose candy ass that The Rock is kickin', and it's gonna start with John Cena.
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Jim Ross: You know whose music that is, King! Business is about to pick up here in Madison Square Garden!
John Cena: Hey Rock, you know: I gotta give you credit. You've made yourself look worse here in these last five minutes than you did in whole hour and a half that 'The Tooth Fairy' ran. So, congratulations. I didn't think it could be any worse, but you keep proving me wrong.
John Cena: You know Rock, I should have been a little smarter. I should have known that you were gonna pull something. I should have known that you were going to turn on me, but I had no idea you'd turn your back on these fans. All these years you've called yourself 'The People's Champion,' but it appears like that doesn't even matter to you anymore. I just have a question Rock: What happened to you? This isn't the Dwayne that I know. But it's up to you. If you want a fight, you've got one. You want some, come get some!
The Rock: Whoa! Hold up there, champ. If you know what's good for you, Cena, you won't step an inch closer. You see, The Rock knew you might try something here tonight, so I took this to the authorities. I've got a restraining order against you, Cena. If you get within ten feet of me, your ass is going to jail. So why don't you just stay right there, or I'll have my private security take you out of here in a police cruiser. So if I were you, I'd tuck my tail between my legs and walk on back to your little dressing room, cause you're not getting any closer to The Rock.
Jim Ross: You could cut the tension with a knife! The electricity in this building is off the charts! What an intense moment!
Jerry Lawler: Well, The Rock has laid down the law! Figuratively, and literally!
Jim Ross: Fans we'll take a commercial break, and we'll be right back! Still to come here tonight: Our main event as Randy Orton and David Hart Smith go one-on-one, and the Contract Signing for the UWA World Heavyweight Championship match at 'King of the Ring' between CM Punk and the 'British Bulldog.' We'' be right back!
Jim Ross: Well fans, welcome back to Raw! And what a great way to come back from commercial, sarcastically speaking.
Jerry Lawler: Shut up, J.R.! The Rock did what nobody else in the UWA had the balls to do: Stand up to John Cena!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome: The Rock!
Jim Ross: Oh yeah, King, he sure has balls. Coming out here with a damn security force. He's a real brave one.
Jerry Lawler: He's trying to protect himself from that hypocrite, John Cena!
The Rock: Finally, The Rock has come back...to the biggest piece of shit city the world has ever seen! I've come back for the millions, and mill...wait a second.
The Rock: The Rock doesn't have millions and millions of fans anymore. Why? Because The Rock has been replaced. 'The People's Champion' has been replaced, substituted, overthrown by the jabroni' known as John Cena. You people, who used to idolize The Rock, who The Rock used to love, have turned your back on me. All these years, I stood up for you people. I sacrificed my body for you people. And it's hit me: You people don't deserve it. You don't deserve for The Rock to be 'your' champion. If you people want to look up to a wannabe, then be my guest. But just don't beg for The Rock to come back to you after I kick John Cena's candy ass, cause there's not a chance in hell of it happening. I am through with you people!
Crowd Chants: ROCKY SUCKS! ROCKY SUCKS!
The Rock: Oh, Rocky sucks? What is this? 1997?! You people need to get your heads out of your asses and realize that John Cena can't hold a candle to The Rock! But you've made your choice, and when The Rock beats the living hell out of Cena, I can smile and say 'I told you so.'
The Rock: From now on, there's no more smiles. There's no more jokes. There's no more 'What The Rock is cookin.' From now on: It's all about whose candy ass that The Rock is kickin', and it's gonna start with John Cena.
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Jim Ross: You know whose music that is, King! Business is about to pick up here in Madison Square Garden!
John Cena: Hey Rock, you know: I gotta give you credit. You've made yourself look worse here in these last five minutes than you did in whole hour and a half that 'The Tooth Fairy' ran. So, congratulations. I didn't think it could be any worse, but you keep proving me wrong.
John Cena: You know Rock, I should have been a little smarter. I should have known that you were gonna pull something. I should have known that you were going to turn on me, but I had no idea you'd turn your back on these fans. All these years you've called yourself 'The People's Champion,' but it appears like that doesn't even matter to you anymore. I just have a question Rock: What happened to you? This isn't the Dwayne that I know. But it's up to you. If you want a fight, you've got one. You want some, come get some!
The Rock: Whoa! Hold up there, champ. If you know what's good for you, Cena, you won't step an inch closer. You see, The Rock knew you might try something here tonight, so I took this to the authorities. I've got a restraining order against you, Cena. If you get within ten feet of me, your ass is going to jail. So why don't you just stay right there, or I'll have my private security take you out of here in a police cruiser. So if I were you, I'd tuck my tail between my legs and walk on back to your little dressing room, cause you're not getting any closer to The Rock.
Jim Ross: You could cut the tension with a knife! The electricity in this building is off the charts! What an intense moment!
Jerry Lawler: Well, The Rock has laid down the law! Figuratively, and literally!
Jim Ross: Fans we'll take a commercial break, and we'll be right back! Still to come here tonight: Our main event as Randy Orton and David Hart Smith go one-on-one, and the Contract Signing for the UWA World Heavyweight Championship match at 'King of the Ring' between CM Punk and the 'British Bulldog.' We'' be right back!