Post by UWA President on Apr 9, 2011 18:13:54 GMT -5
Jim Ross: Vader, and the Bulldog battling on the apron.
Jerry Lawler: Punk, picking Batista up here.
Jim Ross: What a DDT! Batista could be knocked out cold!
Shane McMahon: Now, CM Punk is ordering Orton to the corner...what's he thinking?
Jerry Lawler: Wait a minute!!!
Jim Ross: Vader has been eliminated!
Shane McMahon: The heart of the British Bulldog! He's taken more punishment than any man in this match, and he's still fighting!
Jim Ross: Oh no. My God not this!
Jerry Lawler: Orton, setting up for that punt!
Jim Ross: Good God! That sickening punt from Orton!
Shane McMahon: That was unreal. We need some help out here. Batista has got to be concussed.
Jim Ross: Now Orton, just dumping the unconscious body of Batista over the ropes.
Jerry Lawler: Yeah, he's out. Batista has been eliminated, but that's not his problem here. He could have a concussion after that punt from Randy Orton.
Jim Ross: The Bulldog from behind!
Jerry Lawler: Randy Orton has just been eliminated!
Shane McMahon: By the British Bulldog no less! The Bulldog just won't quit! And now we're down to CM Punk, and the British Bulldog!
Jim Ross: And immediately, CM Punk attacks the Bulldog.
Shane McMahon: Now, the final two, trading punches.
Jim Ross: This has been a hell of a match, no doubt about it. But I damn sure hope that Davey Boy Smith is able to pull this one out.
Jerry Lawler: Hey! We're supposed to be unbiased, J.R.! Go Punk!
Jim Ross: He's got him up!
Shane McMahon: And CM Punk squirms away!
Jerry Lawler: Punk's on his feet now! C'mon!
Jim Ross: Punk has him up! This could be it!
Shane McMahon: Now the Bulldog escaping the GTS!
Jim Ross: A big right hand from the Bulldog!
Shane McMahon: He's lifting him...!
Jim Ross: C'mon! Do it!
Jim Ross: He's got him up for that Running Powerslam! Yes!
Shane McMahon: Could this be it?!
Jerry Lawler: No! No no no!!!
Jim Ross: Punk was just thrown onto the entrance ramp! My God the impact!
Jerry Lawler: That could have broken Punk's back!
Shane McMahon: Guys, that's not the point! The British Bulldog is the UWA Heavyweight Champion! The Bulldog has won the Battle Royale!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner...and NEW UWA Heavyweight Champion: 'The British Bulldog:' Davey Boy Smith!!!
Jerry Lawler: I can't believe this!
Jim Ross: Neither can I, King! But it's happening! And here comes the Bulldog's son: David Hart Smith!
Jim Ross: Look at this! What a moment! Father and son, celebrating the Bulldog's first ever World Title!
Jerry Lawler: Oh shut up, J.R.! This is sickening. Two idiots are stealing CM Punk's spotlight!
Jim Ross: There goes UWA Championship Committee Head: Shane McMahon into the ring.
Jim Ross: The fans here in Miami are in a standing ovation, as the UWA Heavyweight Championship is being placed around the waist of the British Bulldog. What a match that was! And how amazing for the Bulldog to overcome the odds, and win his first ever heavyweight championship.
Jerry Lawler: This is a crime, J.R.! Cena's AA to Punk earlier in the night obviously put CM Punk in no condition to compete!
Jim Ross: Just be happy for him, damn it! He's worked his entire life for this moment, and here, on the first-ever UWA Raw: The British Bulldog has accomplished his dream!
Jerry Lawler: Poor CM Punk, he's in disbelief.
Jim Ross: Yeah, I'm sure these fans feel real sorry for him.
Jim Ross: Fans, it's been a great night here in Miami, Florida! Thanks so much for being a part of this with us! Join us next week as we broadcast to you live from Raleigh, North Carolina: same time, and same place on the WFIGS Television Network!
Jim Ross: For Jerry 'The King' Lawler, I'm Jim Ross, saying 'good night' from Miami! We'll see you next week!
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