Post by UWA President on May 14, 2011 18:11:24 GMT -5
Jim Ross: Wow! King: 'The Fallen Angel' Christopher Daniels is in the Universal Wrestling Association!
Jerry Lawler: Ah, he might interest me a little more if was about a foot taller. He doesn't look like a wrestler, J.R..
Jim Ross: I'm just going to ignore that comment. We've got a great match in store for you next, fans: as The Miz takes on Jake 'The Snake' Roberts!
Ring Announcer: The following match-up is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first: From Cleveland, Ohio; weighing in at 231 pounds: The Miz!
Jerry Lawler: There's the future of this company, J.R.!
Jim Ross: Well, Miz announced last week that his sole purpose in UWA was to win the 'King of the Ring Tournament' and go on to win the UWA Heavyweight Championship at the first-ever UWA Wrestlemania! And just a reminder: The Universal Wrestling Association presents: 'King of the Ring' live in three weeks from Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland!
Jerry Lawler: Well, J.R., The Miz is from Cleveland. You know he'll win it in his hometown!
Ring Announcer: And introducing his opponent: From Stone Mountain, Georgia; weighing in at 247 pounds: Jake 'The Snake' Roberts!
Jerry Lawler: Jake Roberts is an idiot if he thinks his old, washed-up body can compete with Miz.
Jim Ross: Well, Miz must think otherwise: attacking Jake before he can even get in the ring!
Jim Ross: Now the referee trying to restore order..
Jerry Lawler: He's trying to help out Jake! That's ridiculous.
Jim Ross: The match hasn't even started yet!
Jim Ross: Jake making his way to his feet..
Jerry Lawler: Well, he's up!
Jim Ross: And the ref rings the bell, and this match is officially underway.
Jim Ross: And Jake shoves Miz into the ropes..
Jim Ross: Miz ducks the clothesline and nails Jake with a neckbreaker!
Jim Ross: Cover here..
1..2..
Jim Ross: The referee signifying that Jake kicked out. I didn't see the shoulder but I'll trust the ref's judgement.
Jim Ross: And Miz wasting no time bringing Jake back up to his feet.
Jim Ross: Irish Whip into the turnbuckle..
Jim Ross: And Miz nails that signature corner-clothesline!
Jerry Lawler: Hahaha, why is Jake even out here? He's too old for this.
Jim Ross: Miz quickly back into the ring, and he delivers a knee to the face of Jake Roberts.
Jim Ross: Now what's he doing? Lifting Jake up here...
Jim Ross: He's set Jake up in the corner. What's he thinking?
Jim Ross: Good God! He tried to deliver a Reverse-DDT from the top rope, and Jake's foot got caught up, and The Miz dropped Jake right on his head! His neck could be broken after that!
Jerry Lawler: Well, Miz is back up, but you're right: That was a very bad landing on that DDT.
Jim Ross: Miz lifting Jake here..
Jim Ross: And Jake with a right-hand to the midsection!
Jim Ross: And another shot to the face of the Miz!
Jim Ross: Jake just all over The Miz!
Jim Ross: Got him up!
Jim Ross: And an Atomic Drop by Jake 'The Snake!'
Jerry Lawler: That hurts me just looking at it!
Jim Ross: Now Jake just setting Miz up on the ropes. What's he planning?
Jerry Lawler: He's going to the apron, but Miz is up!
Jim Ross: What a cheap shot by The Miz! Kicking the middle rope which sent it directly into the groin of Jake Roberts.
Jim Ross: Miz, now: lifting Jake to his feet.
Jim Ross: What's he thinking?
Jim Ross: Oh, come on. Not this!
Jim Ross: Oh my God! A jumping DDT by The Miz! What impact!
Jerry Lawler: That was awesome! Here's the cover!
1...2...3
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner: The Miz!
Jim Ross: The Miz picks up another victory here in the UWA. I still can't get over how impactful that jumping DDT was! Fans, we'll take a quick commercial break, and we'll be right back!